[Previously on MMPR; Opening credits]
In the year 1880, the western town of Angel Grove, the timelost Kimberly stands with the four ancestors of her future best friends (version 2.0, of course. Boy, it's a awfully convenient that Trini, Zack, and Jason's great-great-great-great-great grandparents weren't around!). They remain quite shocked at the sight of an invading army of Putty Patrollers, lead by Goldar and the cactus monster named Needlenose. Goldar exclaims to all of the panicking backwoods townsfolks, "Citizens, your masters want to welcome you to your new town of Zedd&Ritaville!" He's so caught up in his enslaving of the 19th century people, that he has failed to notice Kimberly and the mirror reflections of her teammates standing just across from him. Kim, who apparently left a good deal of her guts somewhere in 1930, backs away and says to her newfound old friends, "C'mon, you guys. Let's get out of here before Goldar spots us!" William, remembering the fantastic dime novel story he was told by her earlier, asks, "THAT'S Goldar?!" His voice carries, and reaches said golden warrior. Goldar becomes aware of her presence, blurting, "You!?", at the Pink Ranger teen. Kim immediately tells her pals to, "Run!" Rocko is insistent they stay, "But Kim, we can't just leave you here!" She stresses they get moving, "It's okay, just go! Please!" William lags behind, fearing for her safety and stating, "Miss Kimmy, are you sure you don't want us to...?" She refuses, ordering him, "Just run! Now! Please! Go!" Kim's realized that should anything happen to these ancestors of her teammates, the fate of the future could be jeopardized, and ensuring their survival is top priority. She steps out into the street, and faces the evil space aliens, who have all lined up in preparation for a showdown with her. Guess the Putty party's over, since they've settled down into the line. Kim demands to know, "Okay, Goldar. What do you want?" Goldar seems to paraphrase the Mighty RAW song "I Will Win", as he boasts, "What I want is what I always want: the destruction of you and all the other Power Rangers! And I WILL succeed!" Needlenose chuckles diabolically, and Kim nervously looks around, trying to find a way to possibly fight an army of Putties, plus two monsters! Meanwhen, in around 1995, on the Moon Palace, Lord Zedd & Rita Repulsa stand upon the balcony, awaiting the rapture. Zedd mentions, "Soon, after we crush old Angel Grove, we'll rewrite the past and delete the Power Rangers!" Rita remarks, "And once we destroy them, my darling, the WORLD will be OURS for the TAKING!" She gestures her hand while saying this, the psychotic husband & wife laughing maniacally afterwards.
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In 1880, Kimberly's standoff against
the evil space aliens continues. She may be outnumbered, but she still manages to boast,
"You don't stand a chance, Goldar!" The golden warrior replies, "Is that
so? Don't count your chickens!" Kim remarks to herself, "I hope this works. Here
goes.", remembering the lack of Morphing ability the last time she was time displaced
("Return Of The Green Ranger 2"). She then turns to the camera and shouts,
"It's Morphin' Time!" With a quick slip to her Morphing clip, Kimberly charges
up with Pterodactyl power, and does a spinning flip into the air wearing her Pink Ranger
costume. She lands and readies her first, glaring at the monsters and claiming, "It's
time for a showdown!" Goldar growls and mimics her stance, slowly taking a few paces
to the left, following her movements. The Putties do this as well, with Needlenose noting,
"This is one high-tension hoedown! Did we come all this way just to doe-se-doe with
her?!" The slow circling of opponents continues, with Pink Ranger urging,
"C'mon, let's get on with it!" Goldar responds, "It's YOUR move, li'l
darlin'!" Needlenose grows tired of the atmospheric western pre-battle circling, and
whines, "Enough talk, let's go!" Goldar ceases sidestepping and gloats at Kim,
"You're finished! Putties, go!" Pink Ranger prepares for a fight, and replies,
"It's YOU who's finished!" The henchmonster chuckles diabolically, as his Putty
Patrollers leap over him, two by two, and race across the street attack the lone Ranger.
Kim throws some karate chops into a few Putties, in front of an oddly named "Dodge
City, Livery Stable Feed" shack. A few elbow swaps, a foot swoop, some kicks, Pink
Ranger tries her best, but is able to only knock over a scant few of the numerous
claybrains surrounding her.
Elsewhere in the town, at the aptly titled "Angel Grove Jail", One Eyed Bulk
attempts a breakout. He takes advantage of the rather weak bars holding him inside, and
begins bending them as if his name was Klark Cent, aka, Superbman. He's quite surprised
that they open so easily, but quickly takes off his hat, drops it off outside, and
attempts to get his obese frame between the iron bars! One Eye's rear end is so large,
that he winds up lodged between them, unable to escape from this secondary prison. Doc
Skullovitch walks in from around the corner of the building, dusting his black trenchcoat
off, having found an easier way out. He casually walks past Bulk, whistling a tune, until
his partner shouts, "Doc, will you help me out here?!" Doc turns around and
begins yanking on One Eye's right arm. A few sharp tugs, and the burly burglar slips out
of the bars, and falls onto the ground, crushing his hat. Doc glances down the street, and
spots the Pink Ranger taking on the gang of Putties. His mouth goes agape, as he stands
frozen in as much shock as fright. One Eye fixes his hat, as he demands to know,
"Skully, what in tarnation did you do that fer?!" Doc's distraction, which
caused him to let his pal fall, is pointed out, "Oh, now. You GOTTA see this. This is
just plumb LOCO!" One Eyed Bulk gently screams as he witnesses the Pink Ranger Vs
Putties going on down the way. He's so shocked, that his eyes bulge, including the eye
beneath the patch, which he lifts to get a better view. Kim does quite well against the
drones, for a time, until one sends her hurling into the air, passing over Needlenose's
head. She drops to the ground in an alleyway, prompting Goldar & the cactus monster to
approach her, with Goldar stating, "We've pussyfooted around long enough!
ATTACK!" Putties are blocking both ends of the alley, leaving Kim no choice but to do
a fancy extensive backflip through them. Afraid to get kicked during one of her rotations,
the Putties, and even Needlenose, back off, allowing her to complete her flips in front of
the General Merchant shack. Goldar asks, "Giving up?", and Pink Ranger exclaims,
"No! I've got a plan to get rid of you!" The golden warrior is facetiously
curious, saying, "Really? Please share with us!" Kim scoffs, "Yeah,
right!", and then puts her hands together, whispering a prayer, "Zordon, please
be there!" She quickly grabs her belt buckle Morpher, and activates teleportation,
streaking into the sky in the usual pink static flash of light.
One Eyed Bulk watches this with both eyes open, following the streak of light visually as
it blinks out of view. Doc Skullovitch wonders to himself, "Who was that pink
stranger?" Bulk, sounding like his descendant as he lowers his eyepatch, says,
"I dunno, but if we find out, it could make us FAMOUS!" He chuckles and stands
up, just when two Putties take them by surprise! The bumbling thieves scream, and
skedaddle, beating feet for a retreat. One Eye snatches his hat off the floor as they do
this, fleeing off to wherever it is that the other well hidden citizens have gone.
Speaking of having gone, the Pink Ranger teleports to the Command Center. The structure
has been in the same place for roughly 10,000 years or so, so getting there is no trouble.
The exterior of the CC looks the same, except there are several green cactuses around it,
and one each side of the main complex are large wooden shacks! It fits perfectly in with
the time period, as good a disguise from passing settlers as possible. Kim's teleport
streak drops into the oval hole in the roof tube, and she materializes exactly between the
circle of consoles. Alpha 5, a hundred years younger than when she last saw him, but
looking exactly the same as always, is taken nearly unawares. The alarms go off, and Alpha
exclaims, "Zordon! Intruder alert!" The Eltarian sage trapped in a time warp and
appearing as only a large blue head in a tube, watches as the Pink Ranger removes her
helmet and cries, "Zordon, it's me, Kimberly!" Big Z remains ominously quiet, as
she does this, Alpha shouting, "Ay-yi-yi! A Power Ranger!" The helmetless but
Morphed Kim looks up at the giant floating head, and explains, "Zordon, i'm from the
future. You made me a Ranger so I could help fight Lord Zedd and Rita." Alpha, as
good-naturedly dim as ever, yells, "Ay-yi-yi! Rita & Zedd?! Where?!" Zordon
notes, "I'm picking up a recent disturbance in the timestream. It seems you were
accidentally swept into a Time Hole." Kim smiles as she feels that something is
finally working out for her, mentioning to Alpha, "You should check on Angel Grove.
It's being overrun by Putties & Goldar, and this huge cactus monster." The
automaton activates the Viewing Globe, which shows Putties galloping through the streets
of the town on horses. Sing it with me! Oh, it's alright if you pick a little fight,
Putnanza! Dananananan... nevermind.
Alpha checks out the Globe and remarks, "She's right, Zordon. What are we going to
do?!" Kimberly mentions knowledgeably, "Zordon, I know that Rita had the Green
Power Coin first, but what about the other five coins?" Alpha informs her, "We
have them here! Red, Blue, Black, Yellow, and Pink!" Zordon warns, "You already
have the energy from your Pink Coin. Too much Pink energy is dangerous." She
understands, and says, "Yeah, but there's still four other coins. I know EXACTLY how
we're going to use them." Kim give a cute grin, and the screen cuts away (there's a
quick lasso style wipe effect during this entire mini-series to switch between western
scenes). Not too long later, Kimberly is demorphed, and back out in the middle of nowhere,
likely around where she first exited the Time Hole. She holds a small, silver studded,
black wooden treasure chest in her hands. Miss Alicia, William, Rocko, and Abraham come
running up towards her, with Willy exclaiming, "Calamity Kim! We thought you were
buzzard bait!" Alicia asks, "You alright?", and Kim smiles, gratefully
saying, "I'm fine, thanks guys!" Abraham questions her, "Are those monsters
REALLY from the future?" She nods and regretfully replies, "Unfortunately...
yes." Rocko wonders, "Then how we gonna get rid of them?" Kim lifts the lid
on the box, and states, "I was hoping you'd ask that." Inside the box are the
four golden Dino Coins, laid out on black felt. Each one sparkles a different color (in
this order): Upper left is the Blue shining Triceratops Coin, upper right is the White
(black's a tough color to make shine!) shining Mastodon Coin, bottom left is the Yellow
shining Sabertooth Tiger Coin, and bottom right is the Red shining Tyrannosaurus Coin. The
four 19th century teens look breathlessly at the mighty coins, wowed by their presence.
A hundred and fifteen years later, in the Command Center, Tommy frustratedly says,
"There must be SOME way to know what's going on in the past!" (Why not crack a
history book, Tomboy?) Billy shakes his head, at a loss for ideas, turning to the team's
mentor and asks, "Zordon, is there anything you can think of to help us?" Zordon
confirms, "I MAY know of one way. Alpha, set the Viewing Globe to pick up Chronoton
Particles!" Billy reveals that he isn't Mr. Know-it-all after all, as he admits,
"Chronoton Particles? I never heard of 'em!" Zordon explains, "Chronoton
Particles exist outside the Space-time Continuum." Billy reads him loud and clear,
saying, "So if we tune into these particles, we may be able to receive images from
the past!" He rushes over to console and starts pressing buttons, telling the robotic
assistant, "Alpha, let me help you with the adjustments." Alpha replies,
"Thanks, Billy. I'll need it!" Back in 1880, we continue where we left off,
though some joker thought it'd be funny to flip the image of the Coins in the box, and
then color their sparkles incorrectly! I blame dyslexic Chronoton Particles. William is
first to respond to Kimberly's offscreen suggestion of the four western teens becoming
Rangers, "I dunno, Miss Kimmy. We ain't heroes!" Kim informs them, "When I
first got my Power Coin, I thought that, too. But you guys, you gotta believe in yourself.
Abraham, Miss Alicia, William, Rocko, we're the ONLY ones who can stand between Lord Zedd
and the destruction of this Earth." Rocko's convinced, tipping his hat and
exclaiming, "Well, I'M in!" William's had a change of heart, assuredly stating,
"Me too!" Miss Alicia smiles and shouts, "ALL RIGHT!", and Abraham
gives into peer pressure, simply nodding rapidly. Kim is overjoyed, biting her lower lip
and saying melodramatically, "I knew I could count on you guys!"
Simultaneously in 1995, at the Command Center, Billy readies a small Chronoton Scanner
device, says, "Alright, here goes", and aims it towards the Viewing Globe. It
lets out an electronic squelch, as it begins to lock in on the proper particles concerning
the past. The Viewing Globe lights up with a transmission from 1880, of Doc Skullovitch
& One Eyed Bulk in old Angel Grove. Rocky wonders, "What are Bulk & Skull
doing in the past?!", likely thinking the bumbling duo were swept into the Time Hole
as well. Zordon reveals, "They are not Bulk & Skull. They are their
ancestors." We switch back to 1880, to find out what the wild wild weirdos are up to.
Doc & One Eye stands in front of their crudely drawn Wanted posted (a reward for each
at $1,000 is listed). Bulk snickers snidely, as Doc (ever serious) asks, "How DO you
intend to find out who the Pink Stranger is, One Eyed Bulk?" His partner drops his
hat and says, "Easy, Doc!", and quickly reaches down the back of Skull's pants!
No, he's not trying to give him a wedgie, instead, he's removing a forked treebranch from
underneath his trenchcoat. The look on Doc's face is priceless when One Eye removes the
divining rod from his back, likely back there to both provide spinal support and come in
hand when they're out in the desert. Bulk holds the branch in his hands, and points out
he's going to use it in his scheme. Doc lowers the back of his trenchcoat, as he notes,
"You use a divining rod to find water. Not people." One Eye explains,
"That's the beauty of it, Doc. People are 90% water!" He's holding the stick
outward, and barely finishes his statement, before it starts to vibrate and become
attracted to a nearby body of said liquid. He's also apparently a little misguided on the
water statement, as humans are roughly only 70% water, but considering how moronic his
descendant is, it's understandable. He's dragged off by the active divining rod, racing
his feet as he holds on tightly to the runaway branch. Doc merely walks along casually,
remarking to his partner's statement, "Oh yeah!" One Eyed Bulk is dragged by the
divining rod into, you guessed it, a trough of water. He splashes, face-first, into the
horse-germ ridden H2O. After he gets a mouthful of it, and staggers back to his feet
soaking wet, Doc asks him, "How DOES it taste?" One Eye replies disgusted,
"Ambrosia." Doc smiles, and with his thumbs betwixt his belt, he says,
"Nectar of the gods." Bulk removes his eyepatch angrily, as Doc walks away.
Notice behind him is a rare sign of liquor, as the windows to the building list various
brands of Whiskey and Beer.
Watching this on the Viewing Globe a century and a decade and a half later, Rocky gasps,
"Well look at that!" Adam is also stunned, "I don't believe it. Even Bulk
& Skull's great-great-GREAT grandfathers tried to find out who we were!" Rocky
snorts, and Aisha shakes her head. Tommy tells Billy, "See if we can find
Kimberly!" Billy adjusts the scanner, says, "Okay", and successfully
locates her. The Globe shows Kim with the four western teens, all smiling and laughing to
something said offscreen, prompting Kimberly to reply, "No, really..." Our
heroes of today pay no attention to the heroes of yesterday, instead cheering for the
proven safety of their teammate. Tommy exclaims, "Yeah! She's alright!" He turns
to Aisha and slaps her five, prompting the Yellow Ranger to smile, gratefully stating,
"Thank GOODness!" Billy's expression appears to be that of a bit of fright, as
he realizes, "Hey... those people she's with... they look like us!" Zordon
informs our heroes, "Those teenagers are your great-great-great grandparents. The
first Earthlings to use the Power Coins!" Billy chuckles and is overtly excited,
smiling, "How prodigious!" If Kimberly's recent influence on the timestream was
the cause of this, or if the four teens were meant to end up using the coins anyway, is
unclear. This could even be one of those nasty Predestined Paradoxes, where Kim was always
meant to go back in time and get them the coins. It also raises some doubt as to why these
certain descendants were chosen to begin with. It's extremely likely, though, that Zordon
& Alpha selectively erased their memories of Kimberly's arrival to 1880, so as to not
alert the course of their future actions, such as choosing her in the first place. Or
knowing the Zedd & Rita would be allied in a century!
Whatever the case, history is still being written, as we see back in 1880. Kimberly and
her newly recruited four teammates return to old Angel Grove. She leads them down the
alleyway where she made her escape earlier (in front of the General Merchant shack), and
says, "Okay, now just keep your eyes open and stay near me." They reach the main
street, and find no signs of life anywhere. Dust is kicked up in the wind, the place
looking like a ghost town prematurely. Rocko lifts his hat and notes, "Well, it looks
like them varmints left town." Kim isn't easily convinced, stating, "I wouldn't
count on it. They're still around here somewhere." The five continues walking around,
searching for the evil space aliens. In the future, Tommy asks Billy, "Can we get a
closer view of those streets?" He replies, "Sure, i'll try", as he adjusts
a knob on the Chronoton Scanner. The Viewing Globe switches settings a few times, showing
us the Putty Patrollers as they hide behind gates and doorframes, just before Kim &
the western teens make the scene. Alpha exclaims, "Ay-yi-yi! It's an ambush!"
Tommy sighs, "Aw, man! There's nothing we can do to stop it!" The other Rangers
stand there watching distraughtly, with Billy lowering the scanner now that they've locked
on to the station with the most action about to be broadcast from the past. Alpha, for
some incredibly odd reason, whines, "Oh, I wish we'd found those Chronoton
Particles!" What I think he may be implying is that the particles for the rest of the
battle are missing, and thus, they can't watch the fight that's about to happen. Billy's
lowering of the scanner and expression seem to support this, as does the fact the Ranger
teens don't react to anymore of the 1880 scenes. It's not mentioned onscreen, so believe
what you will.
Anyway, back in old Angel Grove, a cold wind blows through the empty streets. Not even a
tumbleweed rolls by like you normally see in western movies, either. Kim and her
teammate's ancestors continue walking, with William mentioning, "Well, I really think
they vamoosed this time, Miss Kimmy." Kimberly remarks, "William, Goldar never
gives up that easily." As they pass near a sign reading "Tobacconist", Miss
Alicia overhears the warbling sounds of a Putty. She cries, "What was that?!",
and Kim enlightens her, once the Putties spring out from nowhere on them. Surrounded by
the onslaught of claybrains, Rocko wonders, "What in tarnation...!?" The
Putties, many of them wearing cowboy hats and other western attire they swiped from the
fleeing townsfolk, give the four backwoods heroes a scare. Kim stands up for them, saying,
"Alright, you guys, get behind me!" They do, with Miss Alicia getting the
farthest back. A lone Putty with a black cowboy hat on and a leather vest, wipes off his
mouth, like he had been chewing tobacco offscreen, and darts towards her. She shrieks and
runs away from him, her friends all doing the same, except Kimberly, who does a hopping
kick into the drone. Rocko ends up over on the sidewalk against one of the buildings.
There, under assault by Putties, he grabs a large metal washtub, and uses it to block
thrown punches. His usage of it gets more creative, as he lowers it to the ground, waits
for a Putty to step into it, and then yanks it out from under him. Rocko yelps,
"Yee-haw!", as he tosses the washtub into the surprised hands of another Putty,
and then jumps off the of the sidewalk way, causing the Putty he made slip to slam into
the one with the washtub. Abraham guides Miss Alicia along, holding her hand. They wind up
in the middle of the street, chased by Putties. When one is about to grab her, Abraham
swings Alicia around into his arms, and dips her, causing the claybrain to miss by a mile.
He then spins her back up, holding her hand as if they were dancing, then twirling her
back in for a dip. A putty rushes for her then, so she kicks her black boot up into the
air, and knocks him away. Alicia looks up at Abraham, giggling with admiration. He smiles
and tips his hat to her one handedly, before lifting her back up and wasting no time in
getting her away from there before the Putties try to attack again.
Elsewhere in the town, William is running along, when he trips on the woodened boarded
sidewalk. He flies towards a doorframe, and recovers his nearly dropped hat, just as a
Putty pops out of the door. Willy leaps back, avoids the attack, puts back on his hat,
goes in the opposite direction, and narrowly misses getting swiped at by another Putty. He
backs away with terror, causing the next Putty that leaps at him to drop to the floor.
William then steps on its back as he flees the scene. Other Putties pour out of the
doorway, and proceed to step all over the downed Putty's back as well. Kimberly is shown
flipping into the air, being given a boost to her feet by a Putty Patroller. She lands and
poses with her hands steady in battle position. Another Putty tries snatching her from
behind, but she manages to whip her foot around and kick him down before he can touch her.
She instantly switches her attention to the Putty in front of her, striking him with her
hands, first at his raised arm, and then chopping his legs out from under him swiftly. Kim
stands up and catches her breath from all the exertion, awaiting whatever is thrown at her
next. Nothing is thrown literally, but Goldar does flame-aport onto the scene, landing
across from her, atop a wooden structure. It's a hanging post, the rope noose dangling
just a few inches above his head! Sheesh, there's one of these in colonial Angel Grove,
too. It makes me wonder where they strangle people to death in modern day AG. I suspect
Mr. Kaplan's office. Goldar gloats, "Well, Miss Kimmy! Your pathetic power impostors
couldn't fight tooth decay, much less Zedd's Putties!" Said retcon replacement
Rangers join Kim's side, as Goldar tells them, "Why don't you just set a spell, while
I consolidate my master's control of the world! Ahehehah!" He flame-aports away,
leaving the five teens groaning with anxious fear. Notice how Kim holds Miss Alicia's hand
during this scene. Boy, does she make close friends fast!
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The Putties swarm on Kim and the
western teens. It's the same scene as earlier, except Kim just stands there holding her
arms back, faintly trying to protect the ancestors of her teammates. Everything looks
hopeless, until the William Tell Overture begins playing, and on the horizon, the White
Stranger rides into town! You know, you'd think he'd wear a little white mask or
something. Instead, he sort of resembles Boss Hogg the early days in that white cowboy
suit. Miss Alicia points him out, "Look! It's the White Stranger!", and Kimberly
spots him, and can't stop smiling. Rocko notes, "Just in time!", as the Tommy
Oliver lookalike rides by on his white horse (apparently, he didn't heed the words of that
song about not riding the white horse). Whitey hops off his mighty steed, hitting the dirt
with his brown boots, just before ripping into a Putty Patroller with his heroic hands.
Seems that skills in the martial arts runs in the family, as his moves in flipping,
kicking, and chopping Putties down are awfully similar to that of his future heir
apparent. He knocks a Putty in chaps down, and approaches Kimberly, tipping his hat before
commenting with a smile, "Nice seein' you again, ma'am. Glad you're not hurt."
Another Putty tries sneaking an attack on them from the side, prompting Whitey to extend
his leg out quickly and kick the claybrain away. In doing that maneuver, Kimberly winds up
falling over. Whitey grabs her before she can hit the ground, and looks her in the eyes,
noting, "Looks like you could use some help!" She gratefully acknowledges,
"Thanks." He lifts the smiling, timelost teen back to a vertical position, her
black brastrap now visible on her right shoulder. White Stranger informs them all,
"If you need me again, just holler. I'll be here." Timeshift, to the present, in
the Command Center. Tommy, his eyes glued to the Viewing Globe, steps forward next to
Billy. We see no images on the globe, just flashing lights signifying something showing on
it. Could just be static for all we really know. Anyway, Billy mentions to the team
leader, "Tommy, I think I've figured out a way to bring Kimberly back to present.
But, umm, i'm going to need three Communicators." All four of the Ranger teens turn
away from the Globe, as if not caring what's playing on it, as Aisha, Rocky, and Adam
start to remove their wristbands.
In 1880, Goldar & Needlenose teleport back into the streets. I'm left wondering where
the cactus monster was all this time, and either he was hanging out at the Best Little
Whorehouse In Angel Grove, or was hanging out outside of ye olde Command Center. You know,
cause of all the naked cacti surrounding it. Either the case, the two monsters show up
laughing maniacally, prompting the whole fleet of Putties to mosey on over to their side.
Goldar is really getting the lingo down well, as he shouts, "I can't believe you
clumsy cowpokes are still here! It's time ya'll got out of town, and don't cha come
back!" The White Stranger eyes the space aliens, lifting back his coat and revealing
his holstered revolver. He's ready to whip it out a moment's notice, to dispense some
vigilante justice, western style! Kim remarks to the golden warrior, "For once,
you're right, Goldar!", before looking to the four teens around her, noting,
"Okay, guys. It's time." William, aka Willy The Wuss In Boots, seems to have
second thoughts, as he nervously replies, "Time?!" The White Stranger is
honestly confused by what she means, ceasing his gun-drawing position as he watches them.
Goldar asks, "Time? Time for what?!" Kimberly reaches around her back, looks
into the camera, causes alarm in the White Stranger, and yells, "It's Morphin'
Time!" Notice, William and the other guys are quite uneducated on the Morphing call
stance, yet Miss Alicia copies Kim perfectly. The MMPR Bolt Symbol strikes down, and the
Red Ranger gridding helmet flash pops up, signifying that all five had Morphed. A look to
the blue skies above a building marked "Room & Board" gives view to each of
the Power Rangers as they leap onto the scene, successfully Morphed. Red, Yellow, Blue,
Black, Pink, is the jumping order, each one yelling out a customized grunt. They land
right exactly where they had just been standing a moment ago, beside the amazed White
Stranger. Pink Ranger's costume looks exactly as it does in the future, but for some odd
reason, the other four Rangers have slightly changed designs! Each of Red, Yellow, Black
& Blue's Ranger costumes have white handkerchieves tied around their necks, specific
color diamond-symbol encrusted white cowboy boots, and white tassels along the side of the
wrists and legs.
Kimberly excitedly exclaims, "OKAY, Brand New Power Rangers! Ready to battle the
enemies from the future?!" White Stranger walks across the line of heroes, admiring
their newly spandexed forms. The four rookie Rangers admire themselves as well, with Rocko
remarking, "Look at these fancy duds!" Something is said about "Older than
grandpa", likely by Abraham, but I can't quite make it out over the mumbling
commotion by the others. Pink Ranger leads them, stating, "Everybody, there's the,
uhh, varmint!" Needlenose takes offense, replying, "Varmint?! I'm a plant! Don't
you guys know anything!?" White Stranger joins the Cowboy Rangers' sides, putting his
dukes up, as Kim states, "Yeah, and we know something else! We get through with you,
there won't be enough left for a tumbleweed!" She rushes into battle, and her new
teammates follow. White Stranger ends up taking off down the sidewalk, where he hops onto
two barrels. He looks behind himself, spots a Putty, and leaps off the barrels, readying
for when the claybrains come his way. They do so, jumping over the barrels, allowing him
to strike them in the chest as they're in midair! One even lags on top of the barrels,
allowing Whitey to throw a high kick up and directly hit the Z-plate on its chest! The
Putty loses his/it (I use both for these genderless creatures, so what!) hat on the way
down, and suddenly bursts into several pieces, which go flying all over the place.
Hopefully the pieces don't retreat back to the Moon Palace, or else they're going to be
waiting up there a LONG time! Blue Cowboy Ranger runs along, and leaps over a hitching
post. He smacks a Putty, causing it to tumble against the post, just as two Putties
chasing William try following the direction he went, and thus slam right into the other
Putty, all falling over. Red Cowboy Ranger races through the sidewalk, ducking out of the
way of a Putty swipe. Rocko then turns around and notices that the Putty behind him has
stepped on an Indian blanket. He yanks it out from under the drone, causing it to stagger
backwards. Red Ranger uses the blanket to matadorianly egg on the Putties, waving it in
the air to his side and shouting, "Come on, come on, come on! Toro! Toro!" One
Putty passes through it and crashes into a wall, and another is about to, when Rocko
tosses the blanket over its head and kicks it in the chest. Red Cowboy Ranger dusts off
his gloves and quips, "I KNEW those lessons south of the border would pay off!
Heh-hoo!"
Yellow Cowbo... err, Cowgirl Ranger rolls along the sidewalk. She's not much of a fighter,
but gives it her best. She squeals as a Putty nearly hits her, then lets out a girlish
groan as she lets her fist going flying into another Putty's chest. Miss Alicia then
reaches over and picks up a large wicker basket, dumps it over that Putty's body, and
kicks him away. One more Putty lunges for her, getting a little too close for comfort as
it grabs her with both arms. Yellow Ranger squeals, "Get off me!", as she slips
out of his grip. Alicia then ducks as the Putty she just took down with the basket gets
back up and leaps towards her. She's always as polite as she can be, saying, "Oh,
excuse me!", as she ducks under him and runs off. Blue Cowboy Ranger isn't far away,
informing a Putty which took a swipe at him, "Although i'm opposed to fisticuffs, I
WILL defend myself!" (Closed Captions read different, "I never really knew
fisticuffs could be so exciting! Put 'em up!") William motions his fists in a boxing
style, putting up his dukes. The Putty merely swipes his big clayhands around them,
prompting Blue Ranger to duck some more. They eventually end up locked in combat, just as
another Putty charges in from behind. William snaps out of the hold, causing the running
Putty to fall between them and slam his chest against a supporting beam. The Putty is
knocked out so cold by the accidental injury, that you can even hear birds tweeting as he
slowly falls onto his back, with William still scuffling with the other Putty nearby.
Speaking of nearby, over next to the Barber Shop, Black Cowboy Ranger has his hands ready,
urging the Putties surrounding him to, "Come on!" One does, he ducks, another
does, he punches back, yet another does, and he ducks and stands back up quickly, lifting
the Putty overhead and dropping it harshly. Abraham shouts, "Yee-ha! Hoo-wee!"
He spins around and lifts his leg up onto a crate, relaxing a moment until he glances down
and notices, "Aww, those swines messed up my boots!" Black Ranger bends down to
wipe his boots off, just before a Putty leaps over him, having just barely avoided a
collision with him. Abraham stands back up and wonders unaware of what just went overhead,
"What?", turns around and sees the gang of Putties and yelps, "Uh-oh!"
He makes a run for it, with a couple of angry Putties behind him.
Blue Cowboy Ranger runs away from a Putty. Or so it would seem, as he quickly grabs onto a
supporting beam, swings around yelling, "Whoo-wee!", and kicks a Putty. The
claybrain falls backwards over the top of a hitching post. Black Cowboy Ranger returns to
the area neat the Barber Shop which apparently sells Home Cooked Beans, and glides
underneath a hitching post. He shouts, "Whoo!" & "Yee-ha!", as a
Putty follows him under, just after he leaps over the top, heading in the opposite
direction of the drone. Abraham quickly kicks another Putty down, causing it to fall
backwards into a Putty behind it, the two tumbling off to the side. Black Ranger then sits
down on the stump next to the hitching post, folds his arms and crosses his legs,
remarking, "I think i'll take a load off." Elsewhere, the White Stranger gets
brutal in hand-to-hand combat with a single Putty. A few sharp jabs, and he quickly takes
off his white hat, tosses it into the air, and gets even more violent with his attacks.
(check out the background. One Putty has that Indian blanket on over himself, and with the
unmistakable hat, vest, and yellow boots, resembles Clint Eastwood from "A Fistful Of
Dollars" or one of those westerns). He knee-bashes the Putty into submission, then
slams two others down to the ground. The tossed hat gently drifts back to the Earth, with
the White Stranger catching it perfectly, and returning it to his head. The Putty With No
Name vanishes from the background, though I like to think he's still out there somewhere,
saving the day in style. The Pink Ranger does a fancy flip into the air, and takes on four
Putties. One gets kicked, as does another, one gets punched, and another kicked, each blow
hitting the Z-Plates directly. Their defeated bodies glow, and explode into numerous
pieces, departing the scene. All of the stolen cowboy items they were wearing apparently
go with them, as only a single hat is left lying on the ground.
With every one of the Putties cleared out of town, Kimberly rushes over and regroups with
her four, make that five with the White Stranger addition, new teammates. They stand
before Goldar & the cactus monster. Needlenose, speaking in his pretty bad Mexican
accent, "Very cool! Too bad I gotta waste you away again in Zedd&Ritaville!"
The monster fires off one of his stunspore thorns, it strikes the White Stranger directly
in the left side of his unprotected chest. He clutches it and falls to the ground,
groaning, "I can't move!" He IS able to move his arms, as he yanks the needle
out of his chest painfully. Pink Ranger helps him stand up, saying, "Oh no!",
while William tries comforting words like, "You'll be alright!", and Abraham
snaps, "Let me at 'em!" to the monster. Kim drags the White Stranger over to
lean against the hitching post, and promises, "I guarantee you'll regain your
strength." How she can be so sure of that is unclear, but she's the plant expert,
after all. Pink Ranger leaves him there and walks up next to her fellow Rangers, and
screams at Needlenose, "Alright, you fertilized freak! You're mine." Needlenose
holds a small spore-thorn in his hand, and notes, "Well, actually, my little hot
tamale, I belong to Lord Zedd!" Goldar grows sick of this two parter, shouting,
"ENOUGH! This is the final showdown, Miss Kimmy! When my spiny friend and I are
through with you, Angel Grove's past will be destroyed and your friends in the future will
vanish FOREVER!" The four Cowboy Power Rangers, and the Pink Ranger from the future,
line up shoulder-to-shoulder, twitching their fingers over their holstered Blasters. They
face the two monsters, who both have their hands on their respective weapons, readying
this good old fashioned showdown. Slick camera movements follow the cliche to a letter,
focusing in on the faces of the opponents, as Goldar growls, "When I count to three,
draw!" He counts, and they draw. The Rangers are much quicker at the trigger,
whipping out their Blasters (which all, but Kim's, resemble six-shooter versions of the
Blade Blasters!), and firing away. The five Ranger-colored beams of laserpower engulf
Goldar & Needlenose. Sparks fly, the monsters are covered in smoke discharge. They
howl in agony, and slowly tumble backwards. The Time Hole has somehow reopened (I won't
even TRY to explain it), and the two evil space aliens stagger right into the mouth of the
vortex, slipping off to their own time once again.
The White Stranger, who had been covering his head during the lightshow, remains crouched
over next to the hitching post. The Pink Ranger rushes to his side and asks, "You
okay?" He replies, "Sure enough!", and she nods saying, "Good."
The other Rangers check the area where Goldar & Needlenose vanished into the
timestream, and finding nothing, Red Cowboy Ranger remarks, "Looks like those
monsters hightailed it clean out of town! Yee-hoo!" The cowboys cheer for themselves,
as does Kimberly, who exclaims, "Yes!", before reaching her right hand across to
the left side of her chest. She literally rips off her costume, a Demorphing style more
prominently shown during the Ninja Ranger era. White Stranger arises wowed upon seeing
this, going, "Whoa!" Kim giggles, "He-ha!", as she introduces him to a
high-five. He's quite confused by the hand slapping gesture, as he only had his arm up to
fix his hat, but goes with the flow. She takes him by the hand and they depart the front
area of the Monroe Cafe, and mosey over to the other four teen's sides. They've all
demorphed as well, with William looking at his perfectly restored body in astonishment.
Abraham states, "That was amazin'!", and Rocko agrees, "Sure was!"
They all laugh victoriously together. Miss Alicia is so giddy, she starts hopping up and
down. Abraham spots her and the two meet out in front of the others, locking arm in arm
and dancing around in a circle. A hoedown has officially broken out, as Abraham splits off
from Alicia and starts slapping his hands to a quick beat and stomping his foot. Kim is
hysterical upon seeing this, with the White Stranger giving one of those
"Whoo-doggy!" style bodily gestures to their dancing glee. William gets out on
the dirt-y dance floor, shaking his western groove thang as he circles around Miss Alicia,
bumping into her accidentally as he doesn't quite know what he's doing. Rocko just stands
around, smiling and adjusting his bright red shirt. Abraham's frog-like dance is
priceless.
In 1995, on the Evil Moon Palace, Lord Zedd lets out a frustrated grunt. He slams his fist
against the side of the balcony, and shouts, "Goldar, you worthless piece of space
dust!!" Rita Repulsa, wand in hand, rubs her fingers against her forehead and
screams, "Ohhh nooooo, you give me SUCH a headache!!" Goldar is back in the
throne room, covering his face in shame, groveling, "Dohhh, please don't yell at me!
The battle with the Power Rangers isn't over yet!" Squatt agrees, and Baboo notes in
a singsong voice, "Uh-uh, not yet. But it WILL be!" Rita yells at the two lesser
used lackeys, "Shut up, you worthless dodos!" They cower at her angered rage,
causing her to grasp her forehead some more. Squatt points out, "Goldar knows
something!", and Baboo agrees, "Uh-huh!" Lord Zedd, staring out at Earth,
asks, "Do you know ANYTHING, Goldar?" Goldar approaches him and nearly whispers
in his metal ear, "Master, I have left the cactus on Earth. If you make him HUGE his
gigantic spores will annihilate the Rangers!" Zedd shouts, "Goldar, you FOOL!
It's brilliant! I'll make him grow so large, that just ONE of his spores will destroy ALL
of Angel Grove!" He then lifts his hand to his visor forehead, remarking, "It's
so difficult being an evil genius." Down on Earth, in the Command Center, Billy uses
a small screwdriver to adjust key points on three Communicators (Blue, Yellow, and Black).
Zordon interrupts this, as he says, "The blast in old Angel Grove knocked the cactus
into the present. You MUST confront him." Billy replies, "But i'm not finished
with the Communicators yet!" Tommy states, "Rocky and I will go. We'll see you
as soon as you can." That's a pretty vague way to keep four Rangers out of battle at
once, though I don't quite get why not having Communicators should stop Aisha & Adam
from fighting, but its implied that he needed their assistance. Tommy & Rocky step
back (nearly bumping into Alpha, who toils at a console behind them), reach around their
bodies, and look the camera, Tommy shouting, "It's Morphin' Time!" With the
power of the Tigerzord & the Tyrannosaurus, the two Morph into Power Rangers.
White & Red Rangers leap onto the scene, at nearly the exact same arid landscape spot
they fought with the Putties earlier. Needlenose just stands there, stating, "Oh boy!
Two against one! I just LOVE an unfair fight!" On the Moon Balcony, with Goldar
waving his arms triumphantly behind him, Lord Zedd whips up one of his silver Zedd Bombs.
He pitches it to Earth, proclaiming, "GROW, my beloved bundle of thorns!" The
bomb drops to the planet, and explodes instantly upon impact with land. Needlenose grows
to giant form, prompting the Red Dragon Thunderzord to be called upon offscreen by Rocky.
The White Tigerzord is also on the march, racing through the mountains, with Tommy already
inside. White Ranger shifts Saba into his slot, while saying, "White Tigerzord,
convert to Warrior Mode, NOW!" That it does, and via a redline split screen, the
Tigerzord & Red Dragonzord both turn into their humanoid battle modes. The towering
titans land before the equally sized Needlenose monster, who facetiously mentions,
"Oh, i'm on pins & needles! I'm SO scared!" White Tigerzord & Red Dragon
Thunderzord ready to fight him, and he quickly charges their way. Red Dragon jumps into
the air and kicks Needlenose in the needled nose, if he had one. He actually doesn't,
though he does have a small hole where those spore-thorns came out. Oddly, that kick,
against the pointy-covered monster, causes the Red Dragon great pain. It doesn't land
perfectly, but in fact rolls along the ground, falling weak at the base of the Tigerzord's
feet. At the Command Center, Zordon stresses urgency, "The Red Ranger and the White
Ranger are in trouble. You MUST join them now!" Billy tosses the screwdriver onto the
counter and says, "This is gonna have to wait.", before leading the "It's
Morphin' Time!" activation.
The three teens Morph into the remaining Power Rangers, and immediately following the
Morphing shots, we get the Thunderzord Assault Team flying through the skies. No lengthy
Dino to Thunder callings, just the last four Thunderzords all bundled together as a
platform. It hovers towards the White Tigerzord, and the components part at the beckoning
of Tommy's Zord. The pieces shift around, and lock onto one another, transforming from
Warrior Mode, to the mighty Mega Tigerzord! Needlenose spots the massive structured
Megazord, reaches for that belt of small cactus chunks he's been carrying around since he
was created, and heaves them into the air, asking, "How about a game of pin
ball?!" The Mega Tigerzord's red visored eyes gleam, causing the tigerhead crimson
chestmouth to do the same. It usually fires off blastbeams, but in this case, it unleashes
a red forcefield wall, which blocks the spiny chunks from hitting the Mega Tigerzord. The
chunks are deflected, in fact ricocheted, and returned to sender, causing the forcefield
to dissipate. Needlenose cries, "Oh no!", when the couple of cactus chunks fly
his way. They bombard him, causing smoke-ful tiny explosions over his body. With this
distraction, the Mega Tigerzord charges up its Firebird Thunderzord arm. Once launched, a
chestmouth burst of energy enhances it, and after firing up through the blue flipping
grid, the Firebird rips through Needlenose like a hot knife. The gaping hole in his chest
glows, he leaps into the air, and explodes completely upon dropping to the ground.
Needlenose has been pruned, leaving nothing, not the original cactus plant nor a single
pin, behind. The Mega Tigerzord, with the Firebird back on its arm, poses victoriously in
the afterglow. On the Moon Palace, Rita Repulsa screams at her henchmonsters, "OHH!
My perfect plan! And it's all YOUR faults!" Baboo & Squatt cover their heads in
fear, while Goldar just stands there flinching. How this was Rita's plan is unclear, since
nearly everything we've been shown involved Zedd. Baboo & Squatt try to explain
themselves, mumbling loudly, until Rita shouts, "Silence!" Lord Zedd overhears
this, and comes walking in from somewhere else in the castle, asking, "Why all the
noise? What's the matter, Rita? What could possibly be troubling my boiling
buttercup?" Goldar notes, "She's mad because the Rangers blew up the
cactus!" Zedd is outraged, yelling, "They WHAT?! I can't believe you (cretins)
let this happen!" (one word was closed captioned, but not heard!) He marches over to
the balcony, grunting furiously, as Rita growls and waves her arms around.
[commercials]
In the Command Center, Zordon
commends the five Ranger teens, "Congratulations, Rangers. You have saved the world
again!" Tommy isn't in a celebrating mode, saying, "We may have saved the
world...., but we lost Kimberly." Aisha stresses, "Billy, we GOTTA get her
back." Billy shows them his solution for doing so, a couple of devices on a small
table with wires going into the main console. He states, "I've adapted these
Communicators to enhance and accelerate the teleporting mechanism, and create a Time Hole.
But, I have to warn you, that we can only try this once. And, umm, if it fails...
(gulps)" Tommy finishes, "...Kimberly's trapped in the past forever." Billy
nods, confirming, "Exactly." Tommy trusts his brainy pal's work, remarking,
"I know you done your best job, Billy. Go ahead." Billy points over to the
Viewing Globe, "The Time Hole's going to appear right there." Tommy moves out of
the way, as does Rocky & Alpha. Billy says, "Alright, everyone. Stand clear of
the energy waves." He activates the device, a purple laser type with the three
Communicators strapped to it. They begin to crackle with electricity, and seconds later,
fires a beam outward. A small Time Hole is formed, and as quickly as the multicolored
swirling vortex appears, Kimberly just as quickly walks through it! She's got a cowboy hat
on, but is otherwise just how they saw her the last time. The Time Hole closes behind her,
and the five teens all cheer, with Kim doing the same the loudest. Tommy quickly leans
forward and gives her a deep hug. She smiles, mentioning, "I KNEW you guys would
rescue me." She puts her hat on Tommy's head, he laughs and exclaims,
"Al-riiight!" Aisha puts her hand on her best friend's shoulder, and everyone
else smiles as well. Kimberly giggles as Tommy takes the hat off, all glad to have her
back home in the proper time at last.
One last trip to 1880 we take, finding One Eyed Bulk & Doc Skullovitch sweeping up
their crumpled and discarded wanted posters off the floor. They're both shackled to one
another, wearing white & black striped prison uniforms (though Doc has a white top on,
ala prison garb in some silent movies). One Eye grumbles, "Grrr... chain
gang...", as he and his partner in crime labor to atone for past misdeeds. They're
right in front of Ernest's Juice Saloon, in view of all of the citizens of Angel Grove,
who are back out on the streets, free at last. Ernest walks out of his Saloon with the
White Stranger by his side, looking to Doc & One Eye and stating, "Thanks for
recapturing those rascals, White Stranger!" He chuckles, "All in a day's work,
pardner." Ernest tips his derby to him, and returns to bartending. White Stranger
walks off, leaving Doc & One Eye to wallow in their own self misery with broomsticks.
He passes by the four former Cowboy Rangers, who stand around sipping juices (there's a
flyer up, "America Centennial Celebration". Must have been up for 5 years at
that point!). Whitey pauses to listen to them, as Abraham admits, "Well, I think
being a Power Ranger is the most exciting thing we ever done." Miss Alicia wonders,
"Think we'll ever do it again?", and Rocko remarks, "I dunno! But i'm
ready!" William nods, and Abraham asks, "What do you think was the most exciting
part? Those clayheads? The monkey with wings?" White Stranger snickers to himself for
some reason. Miss Alicia brings up, "The walking cactus!" William notes,
"You know, somewhere in the future, Calamity Kim's out there fighting to make sure
the Earth is safe for our great-great-great grandchildren." It seems she never told
them that their descendants were her teammates! White Stranger looks to the sky, and
replies, "Yep, she's something, alright." He tips his hat and walks off, just as
William lifts his glass and proposes a toast, "Here's to the Pink Ranger, wherever
she is!" The other four reply in unison, "To the Pink Ranger!", as they
clank their juice glasses together with his. White Stranger mounts his horse, and rides
off down the street. He notices a red stagecoach making its way into town. Inside is a
young female with black hair, wearing a fancy pink and purple dress. He glances inside as
he gallops along, and once he spots that she's a dead ringer for Kimberly, he tips his hat
to her. Since she resembles a certain Gone With The Wind character, I would probably
nickname Kim's ancestor, "Fuchsia O'Hara." , but frankly, I don't give a damn.
Once out of old Angel Grove, the White Stranger rides under the sunset, eventually pausing
to make his horse raise up on its hind legs. His shadowed, barely backlit form shouts,
"To the Pink Ranger! Yee-haw!", and his horse lets out a loud whine.
[End credits.]